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Bugger all
Nothing
from Barbie Fauria
"Well that gobshite knows bugger all about football, he's a clown"
from Barbie Fauria
"Well that gobshite knows bugger all about football, he's a clown"
Ask me bollix
Please refrain from bothering me with this nonsense
from Rabbit
"Tubridy asked me who dipped their mickey in his pint so I told him to ask me bollix."
from Rabbit
"Tubridy asked me who dipped their mickey in his pint so I told him to ask me bollix."
Horn
An erection
from Joe
"I'm telling you, if I get a horn off this carry on one of you trouts is getting tore"
from Joe
"I'm telling you, if I get a horn off this carry on one of you trouts is getting tore"
Croobiens
Feet
from Emma
"Mind your croobiens on the fucking wet paint boys"
from Emma
"Mind your croobiens on the fucking wet paint boys"
Gooter
Vagina
from Jono
"You could smell her gooter from the other side of the fucking airport, Dan"
from Jono
"You could smell her gooter from the other side of the fucking airport, Dan"
The Whole Shebang
Acting the Maggot
Not Behaving in a Serious Manner
from Stepo
"Lads, I'll break your faces if ye don't stop acting the cunting maggots, you little fuckin' arsehole cunts."
from Stepo
"Lads, I'll break your faces if ye don't stop acting the cunting maggots, you little fuckin' arsehole cunts."
Air Biscuit
A Fart
"I just floated a serious air biscuit there, gents. Run while you still fucking can."
"I just floated a serious air biscuit there, gents. Run while you still fucking can."
Arse
Bum
from Scott
"Christ, lads. I've an arse on me like the back of Batman's car after that Guinness last night."
from Scott
"Christ, lads. I've an arse on me like the back of Batman's car after that Guinness last night."
Arsing Around
The Act of Being Lazy
from Sweep
"See that lazy little fuckstick up there? If he doesn't stop arsing around with those fucking slates I'll climb up there and fuck him off the roof myself."
from Sweep
"See that lazy little fuckstick up there? If he doesn't stop arsing around with those fucking slates I'll climb up there and fuck him off the roof myself."
Ask me bollix
Please refrain from bothering me with this nonsense
from Rabbit
"Tubridy asked me who dipped their mickey in his pint so I told him to ask me bollix."
from Rabbit
"Tubridy asked me who dipped their mickey in his pint so I told him to ask me bollix."
Ass juice
Diarrhoea
from Eamon
"The symptoms? Well my sphincter is twitching like a fucking jumping bean and I've got ass juice running down my leg."
from Eamon
"The symptoms? Well my sphincter is twitching like a fucking jumping bean and I've got ass juice running down my leg."
Aul Wan
Mother
from Martin
"Jesus fuck, will you ask yer aul wan to button up her fucking dressing gown? I'm trying to fucking eat here, you fucking silly little squirrel faced cunt."
from Martin
"Jesus fuck, will you ask yer aul wan to button up her fucking dressing gown? I'm trying to fucking eat here, you fucking silly little squirrel faced cunt."
Back doors kicked in
The act of anally raping a man
from Bmctyrone
"The three of 'em came in the showers, officer. All oiled up like. They kicked me fuckin' back doors in."
from Bmctyrone
"The three of 'em came in the showers, officer. All oiled up like. They kicked me fuckin' back doors in."
Bag o' Swhag
Very Good
from Jonny H
"That blow job was a bag o' swhag, love. Now clean the floor there, will ye?"
from Jonny H
"That blow job was a bag o' swhag, love. Now clean the floor there, will ye?"
Ball
A large amount of something
from Paddy
"Jesus fuck. There's some fucking BALL of rain coming in."
from Paddy
"Jesus fuck. There's some fucking BALL of rain coming in."
Ballsch
Rubbish
Crap
from Nigel
"The internet, eh? Load of focking ballsch."
Crap
from Nigel
"The internet, eh? Load of focking ballsch."
Banjaxed
A (Generally Irreversable) State of Disrepair
from Scott
"You can't drive everywhere in first gear you wild-eyed bitch! The fucking car is banjaxed!"
from Scott
"You can't drive everywhere in first gear you wild-eyed bitch! The fucking car is banjaxed!"
Barse
The part of a man's body between his balls and arse
from Paul
"She had a face like my dead uncle's barse."
from Paul
"She had a face like my dead uncle's barse."
Beak
Food
"Fuck me, lads. Any beak? I'm about to gnaw my own fucking leg off here."
"Fuck me, lads. Any beak? I'm about to gnaw my own fucking leg off here."
Benjy
An unpleasant odour
from Niall
"Some bang of benjy off your sister, Henry. Any danger of having a word with the smelly bitch?"
from Niall
"Some bang of benjy off your sister, Henry. Any danger of having a word with the smelly bitch?"
Bet
Alarmingly unattractive (as in 'bet with the ugly stick')
from Derek
"Bet? Lads, I'm not exaggerating when I say she has a head like a melted wheelie bin. I almost got sick."
from Derek
"Bet? Lads, I'm not exaggerating when I say she has a head like a melted wheelie bin. I almost got sick."
Bettys
Women
"Did you see the bettys on Grafton Street earlier? Fuck me; they were coming down two by fucking two."
"Did you see the bettys on Grafton Street earlier? Fuck me; they were coming down two by fucking two."
Boat
Face (rhyming slang from 'boat race')
from shodda
"Why? Because you've a boat on you like a fuckin' bag of dead rats."
from shodda
"Why? Because you've a boat on you like a fuckin' bag of dead rats."
Bogger
Person from the Countryside
from Susan
"The thick cunt dragged an acre of shit into the shop with him, that's fucking boggers for you."
from Susan
"The thick cunt dragged an acre of shit into the shop with him, that's fucking boggers for you."
Bombay Shitehawk
General colourful insult
from Joe
"Get up the yard, ya bombay shitehawk!"
from Joe
"Get up the yard, ya bombay shitehawk!"
Box
A womans pelvic area
from Ox
"The dirty cow had a box on her like a reasonably priced tent. It barely touched the fucking sides."
from Ox
"The dirty cow had a box on her like a reasonably priced tent. It barely touched the fucking sides."
Boxed off
Sorted
Arranged satisfactorily
from Paud
"After the shit, shave and shower I felt totally boxed off."
Arranged satisfactorily
from Paud
"After the shit, shave and shower I felt totally boxed off."
Bugger all
Nothing
from Barbie Fauria
"Well that gobshite knows bugger all about football, he's a clown"
from Barbie Fauria
"Well that gobshite knows bugger all about football, he's a clown"
Cacks
Underwear
from Garzo The Tart
"Oh ballbags. I've just passed a motion into me cacks. Please take me to Dunnes post haste so that I can procure a new pair."
from Garzo The Tart
"Oh ballbags. I've just passed a motion into me cacks. Please take me to Dunnes post haste so that I can procure a new pair."
Chancer
An individual who pushes their luck
"I saw him get away with it, too; the fucking chancer. He was smiling like a cat with a cream-flavoured arsehole."
"I saw him get away with it, too; the fucking chancer. He was smiling like a cat with a cream-flavoured arsehole."
Chubbed Up
The act of having an erection
from Derek
"I don't know about you, but after seeing Megan Fox in Transformers I was seriously chubbed up."
from Derek
"I don't know about you, but after seeing Megan Fox in Transformers I was seriously chubbed up."
Cla
Brilliant
from Amo
"Did ye see that film on the telly last night? Twas feckin' cla wa'nt it?"
from Amo
"Did ye see that film on the telly last night? Twas feckin' cla wa'nt it?"
Clackers
Testicles
from Nick
"Don't panic now, love, but one of me clackers has gone right up inside me after your rather vigorous hand action. You wouldn't give the fucking ambulance a call there? I'm in quite a lot of pain."
from Nick
"Don't panic now, love, but one of me clackers has gone right up inside me after your rather vigorous hand action. You wouldn't give the fucking ambulance a call there? I'm in quite a lot of pain."
Clatter
A Punch
from Edel, Bernie and Thomas
"I will give ye a clatter in the jaw and a mug of warm badger's milk if ye don't cop on to yourself."
from Edel, Bernie and Thomas
"I will give ye a clatter in the jaw and a mug of warm badger's milk if ye don't cop on to yourself."
Clatty
Unclean
from Damo
"You clatty prick. I told you she had herpes."
from Damo
"You clatty prick. I told you she had herpes."
Cocktrough
A woman with a particularly sloppy Vagina
from Garzo the Tart
"Jaysus lads, the cocktrough on that thing was like ploughing a field with a pencil."
from Garzo the Tart
"Jaysus lads, the cocktrough on that thing was like ploughing a field with a pencil."
Craic
Mythical (generally alcohol related) Irish phenomenon
"Paddy's day in The George, yeah. The craic was fucking ninety. This big hairy fella ended up tossing my salad in the jacks. Lovely it was."
"Paddy's day in The George, yeah. The craic was fucking ninety. This big hairy fella ended up tossing my salad in the jacks. Lovely it was."
Creamed out of it
The act of being seriously injured, particularly when partaking in a sporting event
from Shoobus
"We used to pass the ball out to Stormin' Norman the whole time. Poor cunt always got creamed out of it"
from Shoobus
"We used to pass the ball out to Stormin' Norman the whole time. Poor cunt always got creamed out of it"
Croobiens
Feet
from Emma
"Mind your croobiens on the fucking wet paint boys"
from Emma
"Mind your croobiens on the fucking wet paint boys"
Cute Hoor
Someone who quietly has one up on everyone
from Tom
"He's some cute hoor alright, didn't buy a pint all night and went home seein' triple."
from Tom
"He's some cute hoor alright, didn't buy a pint all night and went home seein' triple."
Da
Father
"Stop fuckin' with that lightbulb, da."
"Stop fuckin' with that lightbulb, da."
Delph
Large Teeth
from allan farrell
"Some set of delph on that one there. She could eat an apple through a fucking letterbox."
from allan farrell
"Some set of delph on that one there. She could eat an apple through a fucking letterbox."
Dingleberries
Small balls of fecal matter that on anal hair.
from Andy
"Put your trousers back on, Matthew. Your trunks are leapin' wi' dingleberries!"
from Andy
"Put your trousers back on, Matthew. Your trunks are leapin' wi' dingleberries!"
Dirtball
Unpleasant character
Scumbag
from Shoe
"That fella over there in Dr. Quirky's Fun Time Emporium is some fucking dirtball"
Scumbag
from Shoe
"That fella over there in Dr. Quirky's Fun Time Emporium is some fucking dirtball"
Doing a line
Having an affair
from Sas
"I'm pretty sure they're doing a line alright. There was fuckin' gee juice and pubes all over the kitchen table this mornin'."
from Sas
"I'm pretty sure they're doing a line alright. There was fuckin' gee juice and pubes all over the kitchen table this mornin'."
Dose
Something which is difficult to endure
from Paud
"Having my entire family die in the same week was a fucking dose."
from Paud
"Having my entire family die in the same week was a fucking dose."
Double Bagger
A physically toned woman with disproportionately unattractive facial features (a bag for their head and one for yours, just in case)
from Edwina
"Jesus, you pulled some fucking double bagger last night, she had a face on her that'd drive rats from a barn"
from Edwina
"Jesus, you pulled some fucking double bagger last night, she had a face on her that'd drive rats from a barn"
Eejit
Someone of reduced intellectual capacity (also 'Gobshite')
"You're an awful fuckin' eeijet da."
"You're an awful fuckin' eeijet da."
Fair Play
Commendable behaviour
"Did you see him box Tubridy's fucking jaw for him? Fair play."
"Did you see him box Tubridy's fucking jaw for him? Fair play."
Fanny Fart
A Queef
from Dylan
"I was about to perform oral sex on my wife when the vile harpy left off a rather mistimed fanny fart. Needless to say her giblets remained uneaten."
from Dylan
"I was about to perform oral sex on my wife when the vile harpy left off a rather mistimed fanny fart. Needless to say her giblets remained uneaten."
Fannyballs
A transexual
from weghs
"That one off Tellybingo is some fuckin' fannyballs."
from weghs
"That one off Tellybingo is some fuckin' fannyballs."
Fartstrings
An indication of impending flatulence
from Paddy G
"All that beer from last night is really tugging on the old fartstrings, lads. Just so you know."
from Paddy G
"All that beer from last night is really tugging on the old fartstrings, lads. Just so you know."
Feak
The act of sexual intercourse
from Victoria
"I'd feak the box off her"
from Victoria
"I'd feak the box off her"
Feck
F*ck
"Feck"
"Feck"
Flaming
Intoxicated
from irish slang
"God, I was flaming last night. I'm sick as a little hospital today."
from irish slang
"God, I was flaming last night. I'm sick as a little hospital today."
Flange
Vagina (also 'Minge', 'Gee')
from Larry Garry
"Oooooh keep goin' Jeremy, that's proper nice. Ye make me flange tingle!"
from Larry Garry
"Oooooh keep goin' Jeremy, that's proper nice. Ye make me flange tingle!"
Flatten me
Engage me in sexual intercourse
from dave
"Sheamus, you little fuck, when you've finished fucking around with the VCR, take me out to the pier and fucking flatten me."
from dave
"Sheamus, you little fuck, when you've finished fucking around with the VCR, take me out to the pier and fucking flatten me."
Fleecing
The Act of Stealing
"Nah, they fired me for sleeping on the job. I fleeced two iPod on the way out though, so happy days."
"Nah, they fired me for sleeping on the job. I fleeced two iPod on the way out though, so happy days."
Flute
Penis
from Scott
"Good jaysus, has anyone got the number of an Ambulance, lads? That one with the braces has done a serious number on my flute."
from Scott
"Good jaysus, has anyone got the number of an Ambulance, lads? That one with the braces has done a serious number on my flute."
Fuck Face
A person who behaves in an unfavorable manner
from Debbie
"Get your fucking hand out of my fucking Hula Hoops, fuck face."
from Debbie
"Get your fucking hand out of my fucking Hula Hoops, fuck face."
Fuck's Sake
Expression of Frustration
from Dave da Rave
"Hold on, love, for fuck's sake. I'm almost at the vinegar strokes."
from Dave da Rave
"Hold on, love, for fuck's sake. I'm almost at the vinegar strokes."
Fuckhole
A person of low social standing
from bop
"Goodnight fuckholes"
from bop
"Goodnight fuckholes"
Fuming
Angry
from Pat Kenny
"Don't tell Tubridy I'm here, he's still fuming over me riding his mot"
from Pat Kenny
"Don't tell Tubridy I'm here, he's still fuming over me riding his mot"
Fun Bags
Large breasts
from Lola H
"Jesus, the fun bags on yer one. She could breastfeed a feckin' creche."
from Lola H
"Jesus, the fun bags on yer one. She could breastfeed a feckin' creche."
Gaff
Abode
from Adam
"I'm actually going to knock the cunt's gaff down with a fucking hammer."
from Adam
"I'm actually going to knock the cunt's gaff down with a fucking hammer."
Gee
Vagina
from Sinead
"She's down in the Gaiety I think it is. Watchin' the gee monologues or some fucking rubbish"
from Sinead
"She's down in the Gaiety I think it is. Watchin' the gee monologues or some fucking rubbish"
Geebag
Unpopular female (rhymes with 'teabag')
from Scott
"...and his mother? Talk about a fucking geebag."
from Scott
"...and his mother? Talk about a fucking geebag."
Geef
Style of dress, Appearance
from Killer
"The focking geef of that Ryan Tubridy prick, with his stupid focking head."
from Killer
"The focking geef of that Ryan Tubridy prick, with his stupid focking head."
Giblets
Female genitals
from Damo
"Just pulled a cracker lads, going back home now to ate the giblets off her."
from Damo
"Just pulled a cracker lads, going back home now to ate the giblets off her."
Gobshite
Exclamation of disapproval at anyone or anything
from Kev
"Get outta the way you fecking gobshite!!"
from Kev
"Get outta the way you fecking gobshite!!"
Gooter
Vagina
from Jono
"You could smell her gooter from the other side of the fucking airport, Dan"
from Jono
"You could smell her gooter from the other side of the fucking airport, Dan"
Growler
A grubby and generally unkempt vaginal area
from Steve
"I was about to ride the face off her when I saw her big dirty growler and puked me ring."
from Steve
"I was about to ride the face off her when I saw her big dirty growler and puked me ring."
Guillermo
One who is skilled with women (related to the amount of Gee one can get)
"Having rode those two corkers last night, I think it's fair to say I'm a complete Guillermo, and you're all bent."
"Having rode those two corkers last night, I think it's fair to say I'm a complete Guillermo, and you're all bent."
Gurrier
An undesirable youth
"Lifestyle Sports: Clothing gurriers since 1984"
"Lifestyle Sports: Clothing gurriers since 1984"
Gyppo
A dirty itinerent
from loren greenpeace
"Smell of burnt sticks off that thieving gyppo fuck what just stole your dog."
from loren greenpeace
"Smell of burnt sticks off that thieving gyppo fuck what just stole your dog."
High Falutin
Having Delusions of Grandeur
from Dermot
"Pat Kenny is some high falutin prick, with his complete lack of personality and the hair on him."
from Dermot
"Pat Kenny is some high falutin prick, with his complete lack of personality and the hair on him."
Hole
Bum
"That Guinness is after cuttin' the hole off me."
"That Guinness is after cuttin' the hole off me."
Hoop
Anus
"That curry last night is after nearly blowing the hoop off me"
"That curry last night is after nearly blowing the hoop off me"
Hoop
Anus
from Colm
"I will in my hoop move the fucking car. I have a scrotum of a headache on me and you're a cunt."
from Colm
"I will in my hoop move the fucking car. I have a scrotum of a headache on me and you're a cunt."
Horn
An erection
from Joe
"I'm telling you, if I get a horn off this carry on one of you trouts is getting tore"
from Joe
"I'm telling you, if I get a horn off this carry on one of you trouts is getting tore"
Horned up
The Act of Being Aroused
from Sweep
"I'm horned up with the new fella, the massive flute on him."
from Sweep
"I'm horned up with the new fella, the massive flute on him."
Horse it in
To be sexually ravaged
from Kootie Kat
"Quit the fancy stuff there, Don Juan and just fuckin' horse it into me!"
from Kootie Kat
"Quit the fancy stuff there, Don Juan and just fuckin' horse it into me!"
How Bad
Good, deadly.
from Taybag
"All these presents are for me? How fucking bad."
from Taybag
"All these presents are for me? How fucking bad."
Jacks
Toilet
from Scott
"Jaysus, I just destroyed the jacks. There's porcelain everywhere."
from Scott
"Jaysus, I just destroyed the jacks. There's porcelain everywhere."
Jap's Eye
Male urethral opening
from Job
"Back in '82 he was just a twinkle in his father's Jap's Eye"
from Job
"Back in '82 he was just a twinkle in his father's Jap's Eye"
Jaysus
An expression of disbelief or despair
from irish slang
"Jaysus! I wouldn't touch her if I had a truck full of mickeys"
from irish slang
"Jaysus! I wouldn't touch her if I had a truck full of mickeys"
Jo'er
Taxi
from Bernard
"Her knickers are already in her handbag you fucking cunts! Just gimme some cash for the Jo'er!"
from Bernard
"Her knickers are already in her handbag you fucking cunts! Just gimme some cash for the Jo'er!"
Johnny
Male prophylactic
"Shhh, lads - she's gagging for it - does anyone have a johnny?"
"Shhh, lads - she's gagging for it - does anyone have a johnny?"
Keeping Sketch
The act of being a lookout
from Sooty
"Here. Keep sketch there now while I dip me mickey in Tubridy's pint. The skinny, no pay-cut taking DICKHEAD."
from Sooty
"Here. Keep sketch there now while I dip me mickey in Tubridy's pint. The skinny, no pay-cut taking DICKHEAD."
Knacker
Member of the travelling community
People who shop in Lifestyle Sports
from Scott
"Thieving, thieving fuckin' actual dirtball knackers."
People who shop in Lifestyle Sports
from Scott
"Thieving, thieving fuckin' actual dirtball knackers."
Knobjockey
Homosexual
"He didn't get anywhere with her, the fuckin' knobjockey."
"He didn't get anywhere with her, the fuckin' knobjockey."
Knobrot
A sexually transmitted infection
"Jesus sufferin' fuck, that one the other night has left with me a serious dose of knobrot. Look at the colour of it!"
"Jesus sufferin' fuck, that one the other night has left with me a serious dose of knobrot. Look at the colour of it!"
Knock the hole off
To have intercourse with
from Dermot
"If your sister keeps walking around in those gold hot pants I'll have to knock the hole off her, Lawrence. I can't fucking concentrate."
from Dermot
"If your sister keeps walking around in those gold hot pants I'll have to knock the hole off her, Lawrence. I can't fucking concentrate."
Lack
Girlfriend
from Ingo
"Christ, your man's lack is some weapon."
from Ingo
"Christ, your man's lack is some weapon."
Lad
Penis
from Eoin
"I'm after gluing my lad to my fuckin' leg again ma. Call an ambulance."
from Eoin
"I'm after gluing my lad to my fuckin' leg again ma. Call an ambulance."
Lamp it in
Make love to me at your next convenience
from Bobby Kennatoni
"Ah jaysus, me pissflaps are burnin' with desire loike, quit pricking around and lamp it into me boss!"
from Bobby Kennatoni
"Ah jaysus, me pissflaps are burnin' with desire loike, quit pricking around and lamp it into me boss!"
Langer
Male genitals
Colourful insult
from Owen
"I moved her knickers to the side last night and now I've only got half of a fucking langer."
Colourful insult
from Owen
"I moved her knickers to the side last night and now I've only got half of a fucking langer."
Lash
Someone with whom you would like to engage in sexual intercourse
from Niamh
"There's some load of lashes on Grafton Street lads, fuck me."
from Niamh
"There's some load of lashes on Grafton Street lads, fuck me."
Loosebit
A woman
from Scott
"My knob's on the way out lads. If I don't get a loosebit tonight it could well be curtains."
from Scott
"My knob's on the way out lads. If I don't get a loosebit tonight it could well be curtains."
Ma
Mother
from Matt
"I'm unattractive am I? Yeah? Well your ma is a dickhead."
from Matt
"I'm unattractive am I? Yeah? Well your ma is a dickhead."
Mad Ouva
To be out of one's head (Mad out of it)
from charles
"Continually inhaling bronson into my nostrils the other night resulted in me being mad ouva."
from charles
"Continually inhaling bronson into my nostrils the other night resulted in me being mad ouva."
Manky
Unclean, dirty
from Schwaub
"That fuckin' missus of yours is manky, Jeff. Would you ever tell her to fuck off?"
from Schwaub
"That fuckin' missus of yours is manky, Jeff. Would you ever tell her to fuck off?"
Minesweeping
The act of purloining drinks at a social gathering (e.g. ''that's mine, that's mine, that's mine'')
from Linda
"Was caught minesweeping by a rather burly gentleman last night. He boxed me on my fucking nose."
from Linda
"Was caught minesweeping by a rather burly gentleman last night. He boxed me on my fucking nose."
Minge
A lady's part
from Conor
"I tried to get down on her, but couldn't get past her minge. 'Wwas like gettin' stuck in a hedge."
from Conor
"I tried to get down on her, but couldn't get past her minge. 'Wwas like gettin' stuck in a hedge."
Mingin'
Displeasing to the eye
from Scott
"If I'd a garden full of mickeys I wouldn't let her look over the wall; she's absolutely mingin'."
from Scott
"If I'd a garden full of mickeys I wouldn't let her look over the wall; she's absolutely mingin'."
Molly
A Girl
"I hear you've got a new molly, yeah? I also heard she's got a face like a photo of a cat's hole. Have some fucking dignity, will ye?"
"I hear you've got a new molly, yeah? I also heard she's got a face like a photo of a cat's hole. Have some fucking dignity, will ye?"
Mongo Sap
An individual with mental deficiencies
from Rob and Dean
"Get out of me ma's knicker drawer ye fuckin' mongo sap!"
from Rob and Dean
"Get out of me ma's knicker drawer ye fuckin' mongo sap!"
Mott
Girlfriend
from Ger the gobshite
"That's a fine lookin mott you got there, Jem. Where did you meet her?"
from Ger the gobshite
"That's a fine lookin mott you got there, Jem. Where did you meet her?"
Mucksavage
Someone from outside Dublin (also 'Mucker', 'Culchie', 'Bogwarrior')
from Lorraine
"God, the mucksavages on You're a Star. What a fucking embarrassment. An actual national fucking embarrassment."
from Lorraine
"God, the mucksavages on You're a Star. What a fucking embarrassment. An actual national fucking embarrassment."
Muckshits
Country Folk
from Howard
"These fucking muckshit fucks on the bus earlier, with their bullshit about Joe Dolan, and his penchant for singing a fucking bent song. Those cunts can lick my balls."
from Howard
"These fucking muckshit fucks on the bus earlier, with their bullshit about Joe Dolan, and his penchant for singing a fucking bent song. Those cunts can lick my balls."
Muggins
Oneself
"All drinkin' and havin' a laugh like. Not a care in the world. And who do you think had to clean up after them? That's right; Muggins here."
"All drinkin' and havin' a laugh like. Not a care in the world. And who do you think had to clean up after them? That's right; Muggins here."
Nah
No
from Susan
"Nah"
from Susan
"Nah"
Nappy Arwshe
A filthy big bum
from A lady
"Jeez, d'ya see the big nappy arwshe on yer one?"
from A lady
"Jeez, d'ya see the big nappy arwshe on yer one?"
Neddy
a fool
from Sweep
"That fella is a serious neddy, he'd annoy Pat Kenny's hole, the prick."
from Sweep
"That fella is a serious neddy, he'd annoy Pat Kenny's hole, the prick."
Not Worth a Shite
Of no practical value
from Jay
"Those fucking plumbers that you got in aren't worth a shite, Lawrence. You useless prick."
from Jay
"Those fucking plumbers that you got in aren't worth a shite, Lawrence. You useless prick."
Oats
Sexual intercourse
from Amo
"Bit of advice, son. Don't ever tell a woman she's a stupid, fat cow with the personality of a fucking toothpick and a face like a bag of spanners. I haven't got my oats off your mother in three fucking weeks. The disagreeable bitch."
from Amo
"Bit of advice, son. Don't ever tell a woman she's a stupid, fat cow with the personality of a fucking toothpick and a face like a bag of spanners. I haven't got my oats off your mother in three fucking weeks. The disagreeable bitch."
On de Ball
Well done
from Fox
"Is this my cuppa? Nice one, on de ball yung fla."
from Fox
"Is this my cuppa? Nice one, on de ball yung fla."
On Thee Job
Have sex with someone's wife
from Forty Pound Piss Flaps
"Frankie wasn't sick today, Chip. He was at home on thee job."
from Forty Pound Piss Flaps
"Frankie wasn't sick today, Chip. He was at home on thee job."
One
Woman (also 'Wan')
from Scott
"As I live and breathe! Did you see the focking orse on that one over there?"
from Scott
"As I live and breathe! Did you see the focking orse on that one over there?"
Padjo
Member of the Travelling Community
from Amo
"You and your fucking stinking family can fuck off away from my roof slates, ya fuckin' padjo!"
from Amo
"You and your fucking stinking family can fuck off away from my roof slates, ya fuckin' padjo!"
Pavee
Person of lower socio-economic status
from Adam The Monks
"Take off the fucking hat, John. You look like a complete pavee."
from Adam The Monks
"Take off the fucking hat, John. You look like a complete pavee."
Pie Retention
The act of gaining weight
from Scott
"Water retention is it, love? More like fucking pie retention."
from Scott
"Water retention is it, love? More like fucking pie retention."
Pikey
A Member of the Travelling Community
from Nat
"Get a job, ye fuckin' pikey!"
from Nat
"Get a job, ye fuckin' pikey!"
Pipe
Penis
from rob and conor
"Yer one's after suckin' the pipe off me in an aisle in fucking Xtravision, the little harpy."
from rob and conor
"Yer one's after suckin' the pipe off me in an aisle in fucking Xtravision, the little harpy."
Piss Artist
Alcoholic
"Your dad's a piss artist, Timmy. A piss artist, and a useless prick."
"Your dad's a piss artist, Timmy. A piss artist, and a useless prick."
Pissflaps
The outer lips of the vulva or the vagina
from Steve
"I was ridin' the bird last night and her pissflaps nearly tore the flute off me. It's fucking killing me."
from Steve
"I was ridin' the bird last night and her pissflaps nearly tore the flute off me. It's fucking killing me."
Plastered
Inebriated (also 'Gee-eyed', 'Polluted', 'Rotton', 'Hammered', 'Pissed', 'Shitfaced')
from Scott
"I was plastered for fuck's sake. I'll buy you a new one."
from Scott
"I was plastered for fuck's sake. I'll buy you a new one."
Plums
Testicles
from Peter
"May your plums turn square and fester at each corner, ye cunt."
from Peter
"May your plums turn square and fester at each corner, ye cunt."
Pony
Displeasing
from Adam
"Were you in that gaff last night? Twas feckin' pony... "
from Adam
"Were you in that gaff last night? Twas feckin' pony... "
Poof Juice
Alcoholic beverages consumed by a gentleman that are not Guinness or beer based. (e.g Bacardi Breezer, Smirnoff Ice, Budweiser)
from Conor
"He's really lashing into the poof juice there. What a fucking embarassment."
from Conor
"He's really lashing into the poof juice there. What a fucking embarassment."
Pooh Bay
Anus
from The Nal
"She was a feisty one right enough. Let me drop anchor in Pooh Bay, the whole lot."
from The Nal
"She was a feisty one right enough. Let me drop anchor in Pooh Bay, the whole lot."
Rake
A large amount of something
from Scaltina
"Me and Fiach had a rake of focking bifters last night goys!"
from Scaltina
"Me and Fiach had a rake of focking bifters last night goys!"
Rasher
Vagina, considerable force induced by a limb, (e.g. hand)
from Mars Bar
"I gave it to her up the rasher last night, lads. Balls an' all."
"I rashered the arse off yer one for bad behaviour. She'd an arse like a Southhampton supporter's forehead in Benadorm"
from Mars Bar
"I gave it to her up the rasher last night, lads. Balls an' all."
"I rashered the arse off yer one for bad behaviour. She'd an arse like a Southhampton supporter's forehead in Benadorm"
Ratbark
Fart
from Garzo the Tart
"Fuck me lads, I just did a ratbark that would drive a funeral up an alleyway"
from Garzo the Tart
"Fuck me lads, I just did a ratbark that would drive a funeral up an alleyway"
Rattle
To have sexual intercourse
from Mars bar
"I'd rattle her kidneys with me budgin' if I wasn't so gee-eyed."
from Mars bar
"I'd rattle her kidneys with me budgin' if I wasn't so gee-eyed."
Relax The Cacks
Calm down
from Johnny B
"Relax the cacks, amigo. A bit of Sudocreme and that rash'll clear up in no time."
from Johnny B
"Relax the cacks, amigo. A bit of Sudocreme and that rash'll clear up in no time."
Ride
To engage in Sexual Intercourse (also 'Shag')
"Do I love ya? Sure amen't I riding ya?"
"Do I love ya? Sure amen't I riding ya?"
Ring
Anus
from The Drummer
"But it's me borthdey, love. Can I not have a go on your ring?"
from The Drummer
"But it's me borthdey, love. Can I not have a go on your ring?"
Ringpiece
Anus
The greatest word in the English language
from Johnny
"To err is human. To use the word ringpiece, divine."
The greatest word in the English language
from Johnny
"To err is human. To use the word ringpiece, divine."
Ronnie
Thin, wispy moustache cultivated by scumbags
from Poppa Joe
"He was about 6 foot tall, with a ronnie that looked like someone shat on his fucking lip."
from Poppa Joe
"He was about 6 foot tall, with a ronnie that looked like someone shat on his fucking lip."
Root
The act of particularly jarring doggystyle sex
from Jason
"Sorry lads, but I'd root the hole off that Carol Vorderman, there I've said it."
from Jason
"Sorry lads, but I'd root the hole off that Carol Vorderman, there I've said it."
Rosspot
Good Looking Young Lady
from Dave Fields
"That chick is a fuckin' rosspot, I'd knock the arse off her!"
from Dave Fields
"That chick is a fuckin' rosspot, I'd knock the arse off her!"
Sally
A young lady of loose moral character (from Mustang Sally, because 'all she wants to do is ride')
from Sionnach
"I left that sally from earlier with a face like a painter's radio."
from Sionnach
"I left that sally from earlier with a face like a painter's radio."
Savage
An expression of satisfaction
from The Drummer
"That tune you just played on the harpsichord was savage, Phillip. Now fuck off out of it, ya fucking bufty."
from The Drummer
"That tune you just played on the harpsichord was savage, Phillip. Now fuck off out of it, ya fucking bufty."
Scaldy
Tea
from Gerro
"Any chance of a cup of scaldy there young lad?"
from Gerro
"Any chance of a cup of scaldy there young lad?"
Scaldy Ring
Burning Sensation around anus
from Gemma
"Stick some fucking toilet paper in the fridge, Paula. I've a terrible dose of scaldy ring."
from Gemma
"Stick some fucking toilet paper in the fridge, Paula. I've a terrible dose of scaldy ring."
Scenario
Beautiful women
from Mullo
"Come down for a pint, sure; there's feckin' scenario everywhere!"
from Mullo
"Come down for a pint, sure; there's feckin' scenario everywhere!"
Schnozzlewoppers
Cash
from Mullo
"I need to go down to B&Q and get a fucking new tap for the missus. Have you the lend of a few schnozzlewoppers?"
from Mullo
"I need to go down to B&Q and get a fucking new tap for the missus. Have you the lend of a few schnozzlewoppers?"
Scoops
Pints (generally of stout)
from Smashface
"Where's Byrne? It's his twist for the scoops, the tight fecker!"
from Smashface
"Where's Byrne? It's his twist for the scoops, the tight fecker!"
Screed
a very small amount
from peewee
"There wasn't even a screed of gee in the whole place. Lads were almost getting off with each other, sure."
from peewee
"There wasn't even a screed of gee in the whole place. Lads were almost getting off with each other, sure."
Scundered
Embarrassed
from Andy
"I shit me pants and was scundered for a hundred."
from Andy
"I shit me pants and was scundered for a hundred."
Scunders
Male briefs or boxers
from Dave and Johnny
"Fuck me lads, the missus got me these fancy new scunders and they're tearin' the bollix off me."
from Dave and Johnny
"Fuck me lads, the missus got me these fancy new scunders and they're tearin' the bollix off me."
Scuttle
To have sexual relations with a lady
from James
"You must have given that one from the chipper an awful scuttling last night. She's walking like John fucking Wayne over there."
from James
"You must have given that one from the chipper an awful scuttling last night. She's walking like John fucking Wayne over there."
Shit the Bed
Expression of surprise or disbelief
from Rory
"Shit the bed, that goddess I brought home last night has been kidnapped and replaced with a fuckin' swamp donkey."
from Rory
"Shit the bed, that goddess I brought home last night has been kidnapped and replaced with a fuckin' swamp donkey."
Shite
Fecal Matter
"Will you don't be listening to that fella. He's full of shite."
"Will you don't be listening to that fella. He's full of shite."
Shitehawk
Anyone unpleasant or untrustworthy
from Shane K
"Spar and Centra? Don't trust them shower of robbin' shitehawk bastards."
from Shane K
"Spar and Centra? Don't trust them shower of robbin' shitehawk bastards."
Shitfaced
When one is blindingly drunk
from Nick
"Fuck me, I have no idea what happened last night. I was totally fucking shitfaced."
from Nick
"Fuck me, I have no idea what happened last night. I was totally fucking shitfaced."
Shlunk
To leave a social engagement without telling anyone (often due to inebriation)
from Jabe
"He was up at the bar one minute and gone the next. Must have shlunked."
from Jabe
"He was up at the bar one minute and gone the next. Must have shlunked."
Simon's Trousers
A Bulbous Posterior
Big Nappy Arse
from Fred
"Jesus that Roisin Ingle one off the Irish Times has an awful pair of Simon's trousers on her."
Big Nappy Arse
from Fred
"Jesus that Roisin Ingle one off the Irish Times has an awful pair of Simon's trousers on her."
Skagdick
Masturbating the morning after over a women you saw the night before
from Andy M
"Jesus, did ya see that Glenda Gilson one on the telly last night? I pulled the skagdick off meself."
from Andy M
"Jesus, did ya see that Glenda Gilson one on the telly last night? I pulled the skagdick off meself."
Skanger
A person whom should not be engaged in conversation. (also 'Knacker', 'Scobie wan', 'Scobe', 'Tinker', 'Scumbag', 'Shambo')
from Aido
"Jaysus, will ya look at the two skangers on that horse. Fuckin' scumbags."
from Aido
"Jaysus, will ya look at the two skangers on that horse. Fuckin' scumbags."
Skimbock
During intercourse when your foreskin goes too far back
from Gerro
"Did ya get the bock last night? Damn right, skimbock all the way."
from Gerro
"Did ya get the bock last night? Damn right, skimbock all the way."
Skimming
The act of courting the facially challenged at the end of a drunken night
from Smash-face
"Easy with the skimming lads, trolls like those could give you a terrible dose of knob rot."
from Smash-face
"Easy with the skimming lads, trolls like those could give you a terrible dose of knob rot."
Skint
Suffering from financial difficulties
from Scott
"Jesus, I'm skint after those fuckin' hookers last night"
from Scott
"Jesus, I'm skint after those fuckin' hookers last night"
Sky Pilot
General colourful insult
from Karl
"On your bike, ya fuckin' sky pilot!"
from Karl
"On your bike, ya fuckin' sky pilot!"
Slapper
An easy lay
from Alistair
"I'm sorry to tell ya lads, but I've a pair of balls on me like two cunting coconuts. It's slappers all the way tonight."
from Alistair
"I'm sorry to tell ya lads, but I've a pair of balls on me like two cunting coconuts. It's slappers all the way tonight."
Slice
Fanny
from Gooders
"Lend you a tenner, ye gamblin' bitch? I will in me slice"
from Gooders
"Lend you a tenner, ye gamblin' bitch? I will in me slice"
Smarties
Birth Control Pills
from Sam
"Yeah, he's one today. Silly cow wasn't on the Smarties."
from Sam
"Yeah, he's one today. Silly cow wasn't on the Smarties."
Smee
It's me
from Erin
"Jaysus, smee ya fuckin' steamboat!"
from Erin
"Jaysus, smee ya fuckin' steamboat!"
Snots
Cash
"Six snots to rent a DVD is it, you thieving bastards? Yeah? Well I'll go download it so. See ya in the funny pages, dickheads!"
"Six snots to rent a DVD is it, you thieving bastards? Yeah? Well I'll go download it so. See ya in the funny pages, dickheads!"
Spare arse
A female of loose moral fibre
from Collie
"Well holy God, lads. There's spare arse as far as the eye can see."
from Collie
"Well holy God, lads. There's spare arse as far as the eye can see."
Spide
Teenager from a lower socio-economic background (e.g. Limerick)
from meatsy
"Get away from my fucking iPod ya shiney little thieving spide cunt"
from meatsy
"Get away from my fucking iPod ya shiney little thieving spide cunt"
Spoof
To tell a lie
from Jonathan Carr
"If that fucking tart tells me another spoof, I'll knock her out with a fucking loaf. The mediocre blowjob giving fucking weapon"
from Jonathan Carr
"If that fucking tart tells me another spoof, I'll knock her out with a fucking loaf. The mediocre blowjob giving fucking weapon"
Stall the Ball
Wait a Moment (see also 'Hold on, for fuck's sake.')
from Baz
"Stall the ball lads. It looks like yer one's gonna box herself off with that hurley."
from Baz
"Stall the ball lads. It looks like yer one's gonna box herself off with that hurley."
Steamboats
Seriously Enibriated
from Andy
"Look at yer man. He's fuckin steamboats!"
from Andy
"Look at yer man. He's fuckin steamboats!"
Steep
Over Priced
from Ingo
"Jaysus, that Barbara Streisand concert was steep as bunkers, beh. And bent as a fucking U-nail."
from Ingo
"Jaysus, that Barbara Streisand concert was steep as bunkers, beh. And bent as a fucking U-nail."
Streak Of Piss
A tall, skinny person
from J
"That Ryan Tubridy is some big eared personality vacuum of an interrupting streak of piss."
from J
"That Ryan Tubridy is some big eared personality vacuum of an interrupting streak of piss."
suchdest_slang
Not telling the truth
from Jamie sander
"You fucking lier"
from Jamie sander
"You fucking lier"
Swiss, the
Hole (from 'Swiss Roll')
from The Nal
"The fucking sound out of it was some pain in the swiss, though. Noisier than a skeleton wanking on a fucking tin roof."
from The Nal
"The fucking sound out of it was some pain in the swiss, though. Noisier than a skeleton wanking on a fucking tin roof."
That's the Shot
Expression of Satisfaction
from Decco
"A suspended sentence? That's the shot your honour."
from Decco
"A suspended sentence? That's the shot your honour."
Thicko
Someone who is both intellectually challenged and lazy
from Carabumble
"He thinks manual labour is a Spanish musician. The fuckin' thicko."
from Carabumble
"He thinks manual labour is a Spanish musician. The fuckin' thicko."
Throw it in
To have sexual intercourse
from Jason
"She's missing an eye? Fuck it, bring her over and I'll throw it into her"
from Jason
"She's missing an eye? Fuck it, bring her over and I'll throw it into her"
Titmickey
Secretly touching girls with your penis at social gatherings
from Alex
"This one caught me playing titmickey last night. Dirty cow ended up licking my balls beside a fucking radiator."
from Alex
"This one caught me playing titmickey last night. Dirty cow ended up licking my balls beside a fucking radiator."
Tobler
Being by oneself (from Toblerone)
from tay
"When Neil Armstrong stepped onto the moon he finally felt as if he was completely on his tobler, then Buzz Aldrin hopped out and fucking wrecked the buzz."
from tay
"When Neil Armstrong stepped onto the moon he finally felt as if he was completely on his tobler, then Buzz Aldrin hopped out and fucking wrecked the buzz."
Tool
A foolish or stupid person
from DOC
"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
from DOC
"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Townie
A city dweller
from Susan
"These fucking townies coming out here with their mountain bikes and their fucking picnics can lick my balls."
from Susan
"These fucking townies coming out here with their mountain bikes and their fucking picnics can lick my balls."
Tramp
Promiscuous young lady (also 'Trollop', 'Floozie', 'Goer', 'Slapper')
from Scott
"That Jodie Marsh is some tramp, if you kicked her in the hole a bucket of mickeys would fall out of her fanny."
from Scott
"That Jodie Marsh is some tramp, if you kicked her in the hole a bucket of mickeys would fall out of her fanny."
Uppity
Disagreeable
"Relax the cacks, ya uppity prick. I'll put it back together after lunch."
"Relax the cacks, ya uppity prick. I'll put it back together after lunch."
Vinegar Strokes
The last few thrusts before a man ejaculates
"Keep it up, love! Keep it up! I'm at the fucking vinegar strokes!"
"Keep it up, love! Keep it up! I'm at the fucking vinegar strokes!"
Wagon
A disagreeable member of the fairer sex (e.g. Roisin Ingle from the Irish Times)
from Dave da Rave
"Leave 'em on ya fuckin' wagon!"
from Dave da Rave
"Leave 'em on ya fuckin' wagon!"
Weapon
Disagreeable Women
from irish phrases
"Will you stop going on about the wedding, ya bleedin' weapon? Ray fucking Mears is on Top Gear!"
from irish phrases
"Will you stop going on about the wedding, ya bleedin' weapon? Ray fucking Mears is on Top Gear!"
Wee Sacs
An Individual of Low Social Standing
from Sean Gaughan
"Awrite wee sacs, make the tea, will ye?"
from Sean Gaughan
"Awrite wee sacs, make the tea, will ye?"
Willy Wonka
Condition Resulting from Overuse of One's Penis
from Darragh
"I appear to have a rather serious case of Willy Wonka after that one last night"
from Darragh
"I appear to have a rather serious case of Willy Wonka after that one last night"
Windy
Weak Looking and Possibly Gay
"Shut up, ye windy fuck."
"Shut up, ye windy fuck."
Wopper
Of Excellent Quality
from Damo
"As I live an breathe, that girl had some wopper box."
from Damo
"As I live an breathe, that girl had some wopper box."
Wreck
Person of reduced aesthetic appearance
from Susan
"She's a wreck alright. Got a face on her like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle"
from Susan
"She's a wreck alright. Got a face on her like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle"
Wrote Off
Very Enebriated
from Lisa
"I'm so getting wrote off the map tonight lads, it's not even funny."
from Lisa
"I'm so getting wrote off the map tonight lads, it's not even funny."
Young wan
A Young Lady
from Andrew
"Jaysus, that young wan has an arse like two ferrets fighting in a bag."
from Andrew
"Jaysus, that young wan has an arse like two ferrets fighting in a bag."